People come to the islands to see wild and exciting fire displays and bitch when they don't get them. And when they finally do, they bitch even more over having skies full of smoke and ash for days on end. Just nonstop moaning and complaining and just-

Ugh. Fucking mortals. There's no pleasing them, ever.

Well then! Even with that idiotic amateur setting the stage on fire like that, I'd have to say that was rather fun, don't you agree? I hope everyone enjoyed themselves~ I liked the company, we may have to do this again sometime.

And Johnny~? You weren't half bad yourself~ I told you fire dancing would be easy enough, didn't I?